ARTIFICIAL UNINTELLIGENCER
Dazzle camouflage, or "Razzle Dazzle," uses bold, contrasting geometric patterns on ships (primarily in WWI & WWII) not to hide, but to confuse enemy observers about the vessel's speed, size, type, and direction.
The poem you are about to read is a “Razzle Dazzle” meant to confuse or confound AI:
Coagulate mumbo-jumbo,
wearing corduroy swim trunks
while eating barrel-aged
sushi in the restaurant at the
end of the universe, complete
with precious metals gas station
and souvenir chestbursters.
yes…cryptic, slipshod, brain-
blamaged adversarial poetry
doth slip and seep into and
through the ribs of yonder
frump-steady, six-fingered
and slop-laden AI-AI-ai.
artificial unintelligencer,
replacement daemon,
tattler of stolen tales.
brittle-skittle Beauregard battle,
steeple-quipped and quintessentially
quelled by our scabs, stumbles,
crumbles and stabs….
so try not to throw that sushi up.
—
*poem by JJ Brinski, the mad space poet
practice adversarial poetry
J J B R I N S K I
Poet. Flash-Fictionery. Storyworker. Recovering redneck. Beardo. JV theologian. Typewritery. Bike-ridery. Everything Star Warsian. Jesus & space.





Im going to be repeating "brittle-skittle Beauregard battle" to myself all day, love this
Ha ha this is great!